Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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out of your comfort zone

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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The MLS

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Abortion

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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