- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What's white and gluey Glue

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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