Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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womens rights.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Grammer is very important

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Bean.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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