Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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