- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

F? No k

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Is maynaise an instrument?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.