what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What does two plus two equal? 4

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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