A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Religion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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