What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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