What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Why did it die Nothing died

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Bags of delicious poop.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Sixty... eight

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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