- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

You and your parents are going to die today

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