An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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canada

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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suck my balls mr.garison

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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out of your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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