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I just drank a cola.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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what happens every day? People die

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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