what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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