Elizabeth Warren

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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