- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

You and your parents are going to die today

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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