- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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