- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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