- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What did Delaware? A coat.

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