What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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