- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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