- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

How come anti jokes r funny

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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