- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Your future.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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