What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

thumb_up thumb_down -32

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

thumb_up thumb_down -32

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Win industrial estate, Newry

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

thumb_up thumb_down -38

im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

thumb_up thumb_down -40

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops