Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

GADZOOKS!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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