- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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