Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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whats black and white? a zebra

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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