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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where's my tractor?

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

balls

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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