What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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