- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

kill yourself

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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