- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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