Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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