- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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