- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Cancer.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What can fly? Lots of things

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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