- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

poop

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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