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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

kill yourself

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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