What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Mormons having fun.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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A white person at Harvard

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's the deal with brown?

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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