- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a job.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

whats white and looks like paper paper

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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