Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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womens rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Anti Joke

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