A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What's circular and round A circle

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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