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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Asians

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Oh...okay, good.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

LIFE :(

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