Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

child labor

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

My penis is big... not.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Yock

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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