- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

John Stamos.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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