How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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