What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Do your parents know you're gay?

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

My friend harris is fat.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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