Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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The jets are a good team..

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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