A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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