Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Anti Joke

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