- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Dumb

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

My name is Harry.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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