- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

an athiest walks into a church

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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