Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

The jets are a good team..

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Hi what I lug you

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