- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Vagina cream... end of story

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??