Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Dumb

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

My name is Harry.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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