- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

I was so fat I went on a diet

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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