Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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purple pickles

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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