"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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