- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

What does water smell like? water.

oooh look a banshee

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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