- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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