- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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