HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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