Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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