What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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women rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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TELL

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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