What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Where's my baby??

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Winter

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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