- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Potassium? K.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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